Did anyone notice Mickey Mouse's gloves on the 41¢ The Art of Disney: Magic stamp used as the cartoon caption contest subject for March? It's the first thing one of my grandchildren spotted, and they wanted to know why Mickey wears gloves. The answer is provided at the end of this column.
The most popular theme in the captions from Linn's readers was the magic needed to fix the United States Postal Service's finances.
One example comes from Michael Gnecco of Danville, Calif., who has Mickey saying, "Even my Magic Wand can't make the Post Office profitable!"
Robert Bialo from Cary, Ill., took a different tack with "Abra Cadabra!!! Let the USPS' red ink disappear and profits soar."
Wishful thinking motivated several others as well, but in another intractable area — unsoakable self-stick stamps — and I am certainly sympathetic.
Paul McFadden of Dover, Ohio, sent this rhyme: "When I wish upon a star, I wish for gum without the tar."
Several entries noted the similarity between Mickey's perch and a toilet seat cover.
David Schwartz from Commack, N.Y., submitted: "How do you flush this thing?"
Our philatelic line winner comes from Steve Kotler of San Francisco, who asks a perfectly reasonable question, as shown nearby.
Of course, the Disney characters series, issued in blocks of four over five years, from 2004 through 2008, also totaled 20 stamps, and Mickey was featured on one stamp each year. Yet the 2013 Harry Potter issue with 20 different stamps all at once raised considerable dust at the time, and questions remain as to the decision-making process that resulted in the 2013 issue.
On the nonphilatelic side of the contest, the winner is "Hi, I'm Mickey Mouse, and I'd appreciate your vote for Congress. I'd fit right in and maybe my magic would work," by Bradley Miller from Huntsville, Ala.
Both winners will receive Linn's Stamp Identifier published by Linn's, or a 13-week subscription to Linn's (a new subscription or an extension). The book has a retail value of $12.99. Here are a few of the runners-up:
"As the new PMG, I promise to initiate a new ‘Magic Wand Rate' that will move the mail even faster," from Walter Robidoux, sent by e-mail.
"Watch me make this ‘41¢' disappear FOREVER!" by Joe Timko from Vicksburg, Mich.
"Sorry, I thought you wanted a real Zeppelin," sent by Steve Zarko from Lewisburg, W.Va.
"I get my mail delivered by drones!" from Willi Kuehle of Eastsound, Wash.
"Collecting stamps; Now that's magic!" by Gerald Boren from Gilbert, Ariz.
"Just stick one of me on an envelope. It disappears into the blue box, and shows up hundreds of miles away within a few days!" by Mike Lantz of Niles, Ohio.
Thanks and a tip of the hat to all who entered. The next cartoon caption contest will be announced in the May 11 issue of Linn's.
Now, as to Mickey's gloves: When Mickey was first created in 1928, gloves were not part of his wardrobe.
But within a year, Walt Disney added the white gloves we have come to expect because they made Mickey look more human, and made his hands stand out from his dark body.